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Dear Find Experience Days,
While you were out of the office this afternoon, I just thought I'd join in with what appears to be a growing trend on the internet and write a letter as if I were a customer, providing an unrealistically positive view of the service we you offer.
And what an unbelievably brilliant and stunning service it is. I have been a user of your website since at least three years before you originally launched it and it is unquestionably the best website on the entire internet. The only thing I find baffling is why the search engines do not automatically list you in the number one spot for absolutely each and every query?
Clearly everyone from those searching for car parts through to those seeking advice on gardening and how to mend their relationships should be directed to you as it is quite obvious that the only reason my car is reliable, my health is good, my personal relationships are strong and those unidentified blue flowered shrubs in my garden are blooming so beautifully, is down to you and your fantastic website. And when we compare you with the rest of the internet, the difference is staggering. Your site shines like a beacon of pure light against the grey and grimy backdrop of the otherwise unexciting and relatively useless world wide web, illuminating a true and clear path towards spiritual fulfilment, inner peace and plaque free teeth, and it's high time the seach engines acknowledged this and give you the uncontested placing at the top that you so clearly deserve.
Anyway, best of luck with the service and thank you for sharing your knowledge, wisdom and this outstanding site with the rest of the world. If only your site were more widely used then I am sure this would rapidly bring an end to disease and famine, the harmonious conclusion of all international conflicts, and a rapid and complete reversal of global warming including the full restoration of any vanished or diminished icesheets and glaciers.
I look forward to hearing the inevitable news that your site has finally been recognised and given it's due credit with the simultaneous award of nobel prizes for peace, literature and sheer brilliantness.
You really are the best thing since sliced bread and that's not just me buttering you up.
Yours sincerely,
A member of staff pretending to be a customer.
P.S. Do I get that raise now?
Thursday August 27, 2009 | Fake Reviewer | Humour
